do u think karl marx was a marxist bc of his last name or was it just a coincidence
I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was terrible at first but by the end I kind of liked it.
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[A giraffe walks into a scarf shop]
*The managers eyes turn into dollar signs*
Impressing the woman sitting next to me on the plane by scrolling through all the games on my Nintendo Switch and muttering “too easy” under my breath at each one.
Captain Crunch is basically an exfoliator for your mouth
I’ve done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues.
I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore.
I kinda want to date him now.
wife [gives me piece of fruit] Try this
me: Tastes like hand sanitizer
wife: Did you just use hand sanitizer?
Wife : I wish we still had sex like we did when we first started dating.
Me: So, like, with other people?
Just googled “unsolved murders in my area” because I have some extra time and someone has to solve these cases.