I just took an IQ test and apparently I’m a Libra?

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“Look, officer, I’m not being a smartass. All I’m sayin’ is if you caught me then you were speeding too”.


“My ex was a great wife, mom & never once complained once about ass to mouth” was apparently not an acceptable speech when she remarried?


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Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me.


i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach


The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case.