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@Cheeseboy22 Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
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@AnOrangeSNES Good, good, good, if it isn’t that guy who isn’t very well at grammar
@MariyaAlexander Wearing my lesbian boots today. Well, they’re faux lesbian. I don’t believe in using lesbians for leather, even if they’re farm-raised.
@jwoodham Just realized I follow Barack Obama and he follows me back. Excuse me while I send the leader of the free world a DM about Harry Potter.
@zacharyflynn You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no.
@skittle624 Going on vacation is so expensive, but Camp Crystal Lake has the greatest deal this weekend. So I figured, why not? What’s the worst that can happen?
@BrendaMatusik You never know how strong you are…until your power steering goes out.
@jakob_huber Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
@Stellacopter Tired of not knowing if I should swipe my credit card, insert the chip or punch myself in the face.
@billyjoebaldwin my nurse asked if i was born in the US and i said “no, i was born abroad” and then there was a long silence followed by her saying “can you please help me? i can’t find ‘Abroad’ on this list…” and showed me a drop down list of countries…