I know a guy who doesn’t love Raymond.

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Kid 1: *super tired, falls asleep early*

Me: *gets hopes up for easy bedtime*

Kid 2: *hold my espresso*


If I had a time machine I’d destroy the invention of autotune and say “good luck being famous now you talentless brats!”


If anyone ever needs you to explain the difference between Americans and Brits, just send them this.


Shout out to whichever childless person invented toys that erupt in an epic sound and light show when you toss em in the toy box at night.


When my 2 y.o. throws a temper tantrum, I suddenly don’t feel so bad about leaving her with massive national debt & a destroyed environment.


You don’t know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you.


A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he’s wearing TOMS and you can’t stop laughing.