Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
I saw your link on Facebook.
What happened next will blow your mind…….I didn’t open it.
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(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm)
Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT
Ask a man if he’s critiquing your work…
Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you.
Single Men say: Yes
Married Men: Try to hide
You can’t always get what you want, but if you cry loud enough you’ll at least have the satisfaction of making everyone really uncomfortable
looking for new reply guys.. mine are sleeping on the job
Co-Worker: You say apparently a lot.
Me: Yes, I know.
CW: It really bothers me.
M: Apparently so.
CW: You don’t care.
M: Apparently not.
When my burger was ready, the clerk called out “867?”
I yelled back 5309.
No one laughed.
I am old.
it’s really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy
my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we’re both still single at 37 we’ll hunt each other for sport