@Adam14

I still use the word “dude”.

I don’t give a dude.

I don’t use it right, but I still dude it.

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@RickAaron

Me: “Another day, another dollar.”
My boss: “Please don’t discuss your salary in front of co-workers.”

@UnFitz

My kids have the tuition bills of the children of a much wealthier father.

@roastmalone_

got kicked out of the louvre for checking to see if the Mona Lisa was a scratch and sniff

@Tmoney68

When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.

@harriweinreb

Flushing my dead goldfish down the toilet. I am kicking this addiction for good

@DaddyJew

Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie about how beauty is only skin deep. What’s important is that you’re rich & you have a giant castle

@Hurly_Burly

Doing some research on the Fresh Prince of Belair. Does anybody know where he was born and raised and where he spent most of his days?