@nerdgirlcomedy Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?
@Kate_Goldsmith I thought I typed “twitter” in my URL, but I got Hot Russian Ladies somehow instead. So, I guess I have a wife in the mail….
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@WorkaholicsQ “How old are you? Wow, that’s really weird. That seems too young to be a bitch”
@Gorrdano Sorry, I’m using all 43 grocery carts. Use a basket.
@9to5Life Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there’s doctors EVERYWHERE.
@JimmerThatisAll I’ve been introducing myself as Jim The Chosen One ever since I was named milk monitor in grade 6.
@PuddingBoobs Only whores show their boobs. Only uptight bitches won’t show their boobs. Please show me your boobs. Women are crazy. – men
@realfunghi A lot of birthdays in November. It’s as if there’s some kind of romantic peak in or around mid-February.
@PDLComics boat question
@Shariv67 I am starving and horny. This cucumber is going in me one way or another.
@YayForJam Careful guys it’s raining cats and dogs outside and the ones that aren’t dying on impact are super pissed