The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes.
I used 5 different things as a napkin today and one of them was my neighbour.
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10 y/o daughter walked up to me, turned and flipped her hair in my face claiming that is what she does now to finish an argument, which is cool and all except I didn’t know we were fighting.
IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?
There are usually two types of merchants.
My company has a nicotine like addiction to conference calls.
Guy across the road can’t get his truck started. Now he’s rolled up his sleeves. That’s how you start trucks. By rolling up your sleeves.
I wear my tattoos on the inside. Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named “Spider.”
I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.