I’d like to make my hangover regret me for once.
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I eat children for a living
You what?
I said I feed children
Oh haha thought you sa-
TO MY MOUTH
At Red Robin, you can substitute bottomless broccoli for bottomless fries. . . what kind of psycho wants bottomless broccoli? And who thinks it’s a substitute for fries?
3:27 am is a fine time to walk around on someone’s back
– my cat
*shows up at your work*
“Hi, it’s me. From the internet.”
[pizza delivery]
Girl: Is there an other way I can pay you? *bites lip*
uh HELL YEAH!
*pulls out phone*
see that RT button?
Good cop: I get it. You wanted an easy way out.
Laptop: Please update Adobe.
@NoogsCorner
Sub-Zero: Ok fineScorpion: Give me a hug
Sub-Zero: Umm no..
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE
Thanks for wishing me a Happy Monday, you’ve changed my entire outlook. I don’t hate Monday anymore. I hate you. Happy New Sworn Enemy.
I’m learning that a large percentage of my students believe they could talk their way out of being sent to a concentration camp.
She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day….I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I’M the weirdo???