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@Swishergirl24 A fun thing to yell at a magic show is “BURN HIM, HE’S A WITCH”
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@ozzyunc Corgis are great when you want a wolf that’s a loaf of bread.
@daemonic3 “Ok, what chemical symbol should we give this Gold?”
*thief runs by, steals gold*
“Hey! You!”
Au, got it. Next element.
@Blindedbythemyk What was Hitler’s preferred breast size? Not C’s.
And off to hell I go.
@WiseguyPictures Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.
@VerbsRProudest Sorry. Can’t. I live in a small town. You know what that’s like. *vague gesture* Super busy avoiding all men from a Big City who might have recently inherited a tree farm & are liable to stay here after being charmed into rediscovering the true meaning of Christmas.
@eBridget yall want some gasoline milk
@sheluvhec i hate it when im tryna spell a word and autocorrect can’t either
@JesseW316 You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit.
@Robski_Boy Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through.