I’d take Cap’n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren’t on his hat.

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When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn.


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Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice


Nothing like suddenly seeing a spider on the ceiling to make you realize you don’t need a nap anyway.