@OhNoSheTwitnt

If Elsa could bring snow to life why didn’t she make herself some pets? I’d have like 50 snowcats by now.

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@boring_as_heck

I’m ashamed to admit it but I would absolutely wear a cologne that smelled like an instruction manual from a just-opened Gameboy Color game

@PopeAwesomeXIII

The fact that there’s gonna be a Joker 2 just means Batman isn’t doing his god damn job

@Severnjaca

I don’t have a drafts folder. My tweeting style is “blender without the lid on”.

@BuckyIsotope

Give a man a catfish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to catfish and he can have Internet boyfriends in 7 different countries.

@MelvinofYork

My dog thinks I’m the most amazing person on the planet but I don’t let it go to my head since I’m pretty sure the cat has me figured out

@TheAndrewNadeau

Once I tried to rescue this kitten stuck in a tree only it wasn’t a kitten it was an owl and he was, like…he was fine there.

@noog

Toe: He just banged me into his dresser. Should I give him the most intense surge of pain he’ll ever experience?
Brain: Wait 2 seconds.

@Mr_NotStupid

Go to a botanical garden? Haha, yeah, okay. Like I want to pay money to walk through a giant salad

@AZCardinals

Not Wordle. Just a cactus.

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@AnOrangeSNES

[Crossword]

7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters
COWORKER
21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters
COWORKER