Inception (2010) – Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane.
If I wake and then I bake, I pray The Lord for chocolate cake. Amen.
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Sent my ex a card that said, “Get better soon.”
He’s not ill, just really crap in bed.
I bumped into a cute guy today.
I clawed his face off.
I should work on my people skills.
I texted someone “hell yeah,” but autocorrect changed it to “hell year” because even our phones know.