channeling her this year
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Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?
Doing couples therapy by myself to try and get double the help
I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan
If your wife asks which friend would you like to have a threesome with, name her. Not two of her friends. Trust me guys.
I sent my wife a card that said, “I DON’T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU’VE MADE.”
Getting closure is important.
*lies on bed to zip up jeans*
Met the daughter’s new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered ‘looking forward to tonight’s three way’… And that is that.