If you love Christmas music chances are you never worked retail during Christmas.

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*stares at bottel of sleepin pills* when wil they wakE UP


“Did you realise that a woman’s “I’ll be ready in five minutes” and a man’s “I’ll be home in five minutes” are exactly the same?”


My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her.
I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work.


everyone wants a sensitive girl until she cries because that cloud is beautiful


In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out.


My teacher always hated my answers to her math questions. “If I have 6 candy bars in one hand and 7 in the other, what do I have?” Diabetes?


People are always telling me I look like Hagrid from Harry Potter. I’ve never seen the movies, but she must be a beautiful gal.


There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he:
A. a ghost hunter
B. a virgin
C. a sword collector
D. all of the above


*Walks into puppy store wearing a large trenchcoat*

*Hurries out of puppy store in a much tighter-fitting trenchcoat*