Him: I really like your car
H: What is it?
Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just a fancy word for stupid.
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then I Saudi Turkey
and my Bahrain was like
Oman I Israel Hungary
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Sorry boss, I set my alarm for 7PM instead of 7AM and that’s why I haven’t been at work in six years.
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