@CubanaMama82 I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it’s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
@Darlainky I’m feeling weak. I’ve got chills. With Valentine’s Day so close, love is in the air. So is the flu though. I sure hope it’s the flu.
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@daemonic3 Someday I’d love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges.
@Reverend_Scott NEIGHBOR: dude, that’s the scariest costume I’ve ever seen. I love Halloween.
ME: [wiping blood off my chainsaw onto my apron] costume?
@jonnysun job interview tip: show up wearig the exact same thing as ur interveiwer, whispre “dress for the job u want, right?” then just stare at them
@DevilryFun My Fitbit mistook my panic attack for high intensity interval training.
@Rainbowbunee Pretty woman, the kind that don’t eat meat
Pretty woman, the kind that likes to hug trees
Ohoh what can I do? She’s making me eat vegan food
@KateWhineHall Until I had kids I didn’t realize that “bouncing off the walls” was actually a literal statement.
@CubanaMama82 If you’re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
@IamEnidColeslaw it’s fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses
@ShootyDoody Friend: What are you doing this weekend?
Me: Amusement Pork.
Friend: You mean Amusement Park?
Me: No, I don’t.