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I called in dinner at a restaurant and Husband went to pick it up. These texts ensued:
H, 鈥淲hat name did you put it under?鈥
Me, 鈥淵ours.鈥
H, 鈥淣ot a fake name?鈥
M, 鈥淲hy would I do that?鈥
H, 鈥淏ecause your weird like that.鈥
M, 鈥淵ou鈥檙e.鈥
H, 鈥淚t鈥檚 under you鈥檙e?鈥
Me, 鈥淵es.鈥