The eyes are the window to the soul which is why I’m throwing pebbles at your face.
I’m good in short bursts like grenades or gamma radiation.
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Being the parent of a 7 yr old boy, I have washed many odd things when I forgot to check his pockets, but today wins: an entire potato.
If really good-looking people are “eye candy” I guess that puts me somewhere around the “eye broccoli” category.
*at the gym*
Trainor: Have a donut.
Me: Wow! Sure!
T: Here’s some pizza.
M: What kind of trainer are you?
T: I’m a Megan Trainor.
I’ve never been on Jeopardy, but I have put a 4yo to bed, so I know what it’s like to be asked about things you never even heard of.
Motion detecting home security camera working well!
my 23 y/o boyfriend: have you heard this band? *turns on the beatles*
“How is tofu made?”
Well, when an edamame loves an edadade very much….
You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you’ll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you’ll see their son crying
Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me.