My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs.
In an effort to drink more water, I started taking a sip of water every time one of my kids yells MOM. So far I’m at 7 gallons.
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..and hoping that they’re more brave than I am !!
I just couldn’t get into “The walking dead”. It was far too unrealistic and fake for me. I mean, come on, an Asian guy named Glenn???
Hostess: enjoy these complimentary after dinner mints
Mints: you have beautiful eyes
Me: [blushing] wow they’re very complimentary
When Germans combine words, we get things like “flutter mouse” and “river horse.” When the English do it, we get “jorts.”
If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I’m nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream.
“OK men, spread out.”
Why US/Canada joint military exercises don’t work.
not enough men these days put fish in their mouth and pull out the entire skeleton in tact
me (checkin out at grocery store with 2 rotisserie chickens): hold up *i grab my phone although it didn’t ring* sure i’ll get 1 more chicken
Why didn’t Dorothy tell the Cowardly Lion about liquid courage?