In my experience, people who say “I’m not trying to be difficult,” don’t really seem to be trying all that hard.

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Movie trivia is always like, “The actor improvised when he screamed & threw the plate, so the reactions of fear from his co-stars are real. The actress who played the mom was 2 years older than the actress who played her daughter.”


Welcome to Mixed Metaphor Day: it ain’t rocket surgery guys


The ONE time I actually want to say “duck”, damn you autocorrect!

“Sorry again! I’d love to join the preschool field trip to the DUCK pond”


[Jesus is resurrected after 3 days]


A friend and I just decided that in 10 years if we aren’t married we will tell each other what’s honestly wrong about ourselves.


So you think the sloth is the slowest land mammal in the world? Let me introduce you to my 4 year old when he needs to get ready for bed


MY BODY: You should exercise

ME: That sounds good

MY BODY: Because it’s heathy

ME: Yeah!

MY BODY: And makes you feel good

ME: Definitely!

MY BODY: Let’s go exercise!

ME: I’m lost