@iamspacegirl
@lucky_300 I’d like to see every photograph where I’m just someone
passing in the background.
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@lucky_300 
@JeffMightBWrong Damn…CAPTCHAs getting hard.
@Ahm76 Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named “Insects Rabbit” and his catchphrase was, “What is transpiring, Physician?”
@nikepinksunrise Mars rover quietly killing whatever life it finds.
@Just__J0 There’s no such thing as a five second rule if you’re putting it on someone else’s plate.
@stephenjmolloy Date: I like bad boys.
Me: I’m a drug dealer.
Date: But one that is also responsible.
Me: At a pharmacy.
@laureneoneal Why doesn’t anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we’re such cool people out with whom to hang?
@Lowenaffchen if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it
@thatcarlygirl “Have some balls. Speak your mind. Keep it real.” – People with anonymous Twitter accounts
@GoodZiIIa [date]
me: *don’t let her know how awkward you are*
her: nice weather
me: thanks