@iamspacegirl

incredibly disappointed to discover that these are two separate programs

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@stephenjmolloy

Date: I like bad boys.

Me: I’m a drug dealer.

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Me: At a pharmacy.

@laureneoneal

Why doesn’t anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we’re such cool people out with whom to hang?

@Lowenaffchen

if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it

@thatcarlygirl

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@GoodZiIIa

[date]

me: *don’t let her know how awkward you are*

her: nice weather

me: thanks