Do other animals have signature tranquilizers, or are horses just especially stressed out?
It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.
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Everyone in “Star Wars”.
Everyone in “The Muppets”.
Everyone in “Game of Thrones”.
This is now the first tweet with over 140 characters.
The best thing about algebra in high school is that it’s in high school and I’m not.
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Priest: Can someone please check on the woman screaming the rosary in the confessional booth?
Whoa. Wait a minute.
So those stick figures on your car aren’t for pedestrians you ran over?
*starts scraping off her stickers*