There’s no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn’t like “yeah right.”
It’s impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic…
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Me: do you love me?
Siri: I’m only your assistance.
Me: if you don’t, I will jump off a bridge.
Siri:there are two bridges near you.
Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
Is the stick figure with the halo on the back of the minivan the dead kid or the really good one? I’m too scared to ask.
“Dora” only rhymes with “Explorer” if you’re from Long Island, New York
Wifey put some girly glitter soap in the bathroom. This morning I look like I either just came from the strip club, or showered with Ke$ha.
You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You’re hot enough to cook meat on.