A younger man said I have a smokin hot body for an older woman…
I’m not sure if I should thank him or put him in a time-out.
Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater.
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Now I’m no fresh daisy, I’ve been around the block, but what is kissing
Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying “keys” in case I thought they were llamas.
“Plagiarism Squad reporting for duty.” / “Copy that.”
🎶Dough; a base, a pizza base
Ray; a pizza deliverer!
Me; a guy, who eats pizza
Far; a bad place 4 my food!
“Sir, place ur order or hang up”
If men had periods our commercials would be awesome…
Wow, the looks I am getting! Guess I could have paid w/ 1 check.
I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other.
Maybe if you knew Garfield’s parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn’t be so judgmental.