What if the 5th dentist was from the future and knew about the long-term tooth damage caused by Trident?
Ladies, how often do you exfoliate? I do weekly then a soothing serum and now that the boys aren’t reading anymore, are we still doing that thing where we say no holiday gifts, then act disappointed. lol I can’t stop laughing ok be cool be cool. And finish up with a night cream
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Every Political Ad Ever:
I’m a rich guy who’s not like the other rich guy he’s a total douche.
*Paid for by my rich guy friends*
Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they’re all like “we need to talk.”
My boss was all, “Do you know why I called you to the office, ” and I was like, “I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom.”
I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only “disappointed” in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there
Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! 🙂
If you’re ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she’s not hot enough to be that crazy.
*at a restaurant*
Don’t be awkward, don’t be awkward
Waitress: how’s the food?
I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements
Now that 1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships,I’m left wondering. . .Is it my wife or my girlfriend that’s cheating?