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@HiddleDeeDee Just cleaned out my desk.
Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp.
Good news: I found the plane!
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@Marlebean Friend zone?!
I’ve been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I’m telling mom!!
@Ivsy01 Me:Thank you, he’s so hot I don’t even know what I want to do first…Grandma: (interrupting) Okay, can someone else say the prayer please?
@starrysappho my phone, crying: ..pleaSe… I have no space…. delete some photos… I’m begGing you….
me: *hits download*
@notacroc BOSS: it’s national replace H’s with F’s day
ME: really?
BOSS: yep, you’re hired!
ME: hahaha-wait
BOSS: get out
ME: what the huck?
@online_shawn We shouldn’t send our trash into space, that’s how you get space raccoons
@dadmann_walking friend: should i have kids?
me: my kids are currently outside barking back at the neighbors dog for 10 minutes now. 0 stars do not recommend.
@DanMentos Each week our panel of 3 celebrity chefs compete to create the ultimate final meal for a death row inmate on LAST SUPPER, this fall on FOX
@AmishSuperModel If you turn your head back and forth really fast you can see your ears.
@jojipaints Have to prepare for a work meeting so instead I cleaned my entire kitchen, hung up some paintings, varnished another, and organized my art supplies.