Female fishermen should be called Broadcasters.
listening to jazz: do any of them know what the other ones are playing
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Winter sex: “Let’s do this”. *slowly takes off all three pairs of rugby socks, wipes nose, continues to take off more socks*
if by “picking up hotties at the club” you mean going to costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah i am
Married with Children was much funnier on TV.
Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win.
Cop: Know why I stopped u?
Cop: How much science u do tonite?
Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat]
Cop: Get out
COWORKER: turn that frown upside-down!
ME: *rotates head 180 degrees along vertical axis as eyes go black and lights flicker*
I want my daughters to work where they want to work, live how they want to live, and love who they want to love.
But more than that, I want them to CLOSE THE CABINET DOORS WHEN THEY ARE DONE GETTING A PLATE
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating “I can’t hear you” over and over
Purchased the e-book version of Infinite Jest like an idiot and had to make do.