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@Ygrene Seeing a lot of Facebook posts about kids going to school but not seeing any follow ups about them coming home, what in the damn hell is going on
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@Ygrene 
@kriswasp Welcome to your 30s. Water gives you heartburn.
@ElgatoEsmio HOW ARE SPOTTED OWLS ENDANGERED IF THEY’RE ALWAYS BEING SEEN
@thepatrickwalsh When improv teams ask for suggestions, I like to yell “Learn a trade before your father cuts you off financially!”
@SheMightHave The house is clean, just don’t open any drawers or doors.
@david8hughes [taking baby’s shoes off]
Oh what a surprise. Clean soles. It’s almost as if you were carried everywhere.
@Jake_Vig HER: Let me know when you get your shit together.
ME: So I guess this is goodbye.
@JoBearParker It’s weird that when demons possess people, they rarely seem to speak the same language. It speaks to an underlying problem of managerial disorganization in hell imo
@paul_lander Who says Republicans aren’t into recycling?
Mitt Romney’s thinking of running for President, again.
@yayalexisgay ohhhhhh today’s Friday the 13th, that explains the last two years