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I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they should be.


Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper.


If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they’re okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved.


*son wants to go to water park*
*bring him to water park*
*starts raining*
*he starts crying..because he’s getting wet*

this is why I drink


Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they’re about to take a picture?