Nerds were always ugly or goofy looking. Then from nowhere emerged the hot girl nerd and the limitations of Nerdom crumpled before our eyes.
Man, my 84-year-old neighbor must REALLY like working on his car. He’s been under there changing the oil for 3 days.
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Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you
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Hand-sanitizer gives you that clean, my hands are still dirty, feeling.