I’m teaching 7 it’s ok for a man to cry, & it’s also ok for a man to jump on a table, scream and throw coins at a spider.
Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.
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ME: You’re thinking of a sandwich
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7yo: then why does it have the word even in it?
If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney.
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Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework
Dog Student: (still chewing) almost
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