My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi
Most populated places in the world:
3. United States
5. Friend Zone
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Cats always land on their feet & bread always lands butter down, but spread butter on the cat’s back & everyone wonders why you’re naked.
Found out today my ex girlfriend married a successful businessman. I’m probably better off without her, seems like she has ambition and standards
breaking: earthling wins 70th consecutive miss universe title
[addressing everyone at my pet possum’s funeral] you guys aren’t gonna believe this
THERE ARE 7 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH KITCHENWARE?
Oh, that’s not what pansexual means. Carry on then.
I’m not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good