Well, that didn’t work.
My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her.
I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work.
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[1st day as a Crime Scene Investigator]
me: *vomits everywhere and passes out
training supervisor: “if thats your reaction to a W-4 form and an orientation packet then this might not be the job for you”
My gravestone will probably say: Oh yeah? Well you’re all dead to me too.
My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn’t find it so we’re outside watching the house burn.
Home buying tips:
-Up & coming area = Murders
-Good for young professional = Cheap bc of murders
-Open layout = See murders from the kitchen
2016: omg, Idiocracy was a documentary
2022: omg, Idiocracy was an understatement
Wanna know my secret to rock hard abs? I ride the mechanical duck outside the grocery store 300 times a day.