LOAN OFFICER: Sign here…
LO: And, here.
LO: Down payment, please.
ME: Here you go.
LO: You want road hazard insurance?
ME: Yes, please.
LO: Sign here.
ME: *signs* Is that it?
LO: Yes, the barista will call your name when the order’s ready.
My 5 year old memorized my phone number and I just figured out he gives it to everyone he encounters
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