@IGotsSmarts

My apathy is at an all time whatever.

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@onlyfeelx

I hate cars with no Tint get me outta this water bottle 😡😡

@robyn_vo

Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank.

@SlabBaconBP

I don’t hate my job. I just really enjoy curling up in a ball and sobbing under a blanket in the backseat of my car during lunch.

@perlhack

Polyamorous: in a relationship with more than one partner

Monopoly-amorous: plays board games with more than one group of friends

@sinnerland

Buying little gold star stickers so when people I’m speaking with say things I like I’ll stick one on their forehead.

@noog

*has no girlfriend or kids*

*gives out dating and parenting advice*

@NikiWithIssues

Why do depressed people stay in bed? Beds were made for happy stuff like sex and naps and battles.

@Carbosly

I don’t care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I’m more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.