@BrassBallsCJ I’m in a very dark place right now.
Suggestions on getting these motion sensing lights in the public bathroom to come back on…?
@QwertyJones3 My excitement about your Indian food is largely dependent on your pronunciation of “cumin”.
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@BrassBallsCJ 
@WhatevaConc The weatherman keeps saying we are getting a pounding.
*Followed*
@caliluvgirl77 I can’t have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.
@OctopusCaveman My son told me he thought a break room was a room where employees could go break stuff to take out their frustrations and as someone who worked retail, I can say that would’ve been awesome
@UnFitz Of all the cheeses, sharp cheddar is the most difficult to deceive.
@joe_binkley “I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident.”
“Ok, but we already said you got the job.”
@GoldenSpirals Naked and Afraid,
but it’s just me staring down a spider in the shower.
@whatsJo For someone who said “Correct me if I’m wrong…” you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did.
@jakob_huber We built this community from the ground up as opposed to choosing a point in the air and building downwards from there.
@daemonic3 [1st date]
HER: I’m really into PETA
ME: [trying to impress] I love dipping it in hummus