Well played C-SPAN.
Well played indeed.
My favorite part about parenting is hearing things like, “Mom, you have eyes like a mongoose” from my 8 year old.
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HER: Are you free Friday night?
ME: Let me check my colander.
ME: *checking* Nope, sorry, I’ll be making spaghetti.
“can I have 2 sausage & cheese biscuits”
That’ll be $2.60
NVM no egg
[at gun point] give us ur wallet
Are kids ever okay at all?😂
Having a large vocabulary may not make you intelligent, but it really can help you bullshit your way through just about anything
I grew up in a very sheltered household. Our house had 17 roofs. We had alcoves upon alcoves. I wore a tarp wherever I went.
When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary.
Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit.
How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
Say! I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
I did eat them in a box.
I did eat them with a fox.
I did eat them in a house.
I did eat them with a mouse.
So, what seems to be the problem?
I am pooping here and there.
I am pooping everywhere.
I’m no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT.