My husband took away all my son’s devices before he left for work this morning, so I guess he wants to test the strength of our marriage.
My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts.
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Me: [trying to impress] *slowly pushes her plate off the table*
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Me: The other day I saw a bottle of wine in my fridge and pet it like it was a dog because I was so happy to see it…wait what was your question?
Them: I asked how being a mom of three boys was going, but I have my answer.
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People who drink green tea, what’s the matcha with you?!