@JayFinW There’s a Gulf between peoples’ appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn’t like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do.
@ericsshadow My wedding anniversary is next week. Does anyone have an idea for a gift that conveys the sentiment ‘our love is priceless’ for under $75?
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@ChaseMit “We’re not so different, you and I,” Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.
@WritePlay Ways to get ants out of your house:
1) Ant traps
2) Say you had a good time but it’s late & you have work tomorrow
3) Set house on fire
@causticbob I was told that exercise helps with your decision making.
It’s true.
After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
@Kyle1092 So I neutered my car yesterday
“You, what?”
Neutered my car
“…”
It’s another word for fixed
“I wish I never gave you that thesaurus”
@ShortSleeveSuit HR: Alright people, let’s be a little more sensitive to Linda because she’s pregnant with child
Sally [who is pregnant with a hedgehog]: *sigh*
@RobinSage76 Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you’re ruining the franchise.
@DirtyMelodies Medusa’s hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?
@slimmy_shady I’m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.
@AllanForsyth Non-believers of Earth being a sphere presumably flatly deny all the evidence.