No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater.

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A forum for passive aggressive behavior!

WHEN do we want it?

NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever.


“Two can play at that game”
-guy who’s confused about solitaire.


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I like telling car salesmen “Listen, we both know I’m not here to buy a car” and trying to figure out what it is they think I’m there to do