“no” – me after being asked by the joker if i wanted to know how he got his scars
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me: listen pal no one talks to me that way
guy with british accent:
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Spider-Man: Hey. Are you okay?
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Thor:
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[God creating vultures]
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Having kids means you’ll have a lot of interrupted conversa–
Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
“Snitches get stitches”
Cute little rhyme..
However I believe,
“Snitches never wake up again”
is more likely to deter snitching…