You think people who drink the energy drinks would have enough energy to put the cans in the bin rather than on the ground.
Not to date myself, but nobody else will.
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dating a tall girl is cool until you make her mad at a picnic and she steps to the other side of the river
It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
Non-believers of Earth being a sphere presumably flatly deny all the evidence.
I have way less energy than your average haunted doll.
My kid brought home a school fundraiser packet in case anyone wants a $43 roll of wrapping paper or an $80 candle.
“No, YOU’VE had too much to drink!”
~Me, to this bar stool
ME [giving a PowerPoint presentation]: *points so hard*
“IF THE EASTER BUNNY HAD TIME TO HIDE ALL THESE EGGS AROUND THE HOUSE, IT SURE AS HELL HAD TIME TO DO A COUPLE OF LOADS OF LAUNDRY”
iPods will never teach kids to be ready to jump over sofas to push the “Rec” button on the tape deck when your song comes on.