All I’m saying is if I’m not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign.
Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time.
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Never ever make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for a long time….
If Jesus came back today, hipsters would be like “whatever Jesus, the book was better.”
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Nothing at all like us…
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion.
“Two can play at that game”
-guy who’s confused about solitaire.
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