@joejwest
@sweetg35 I like to test the waters by pushing people in.😁
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@PhilipJFried Sure I’m stable, but like in the way a flatline is stable
@Fred_Delicious Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he’s shrunk
@catcerveny As my mother-in-law and I fight to the death for her son’s love, I sometimes think to myself, “This may be the worst prize ever.”
@whatmaddness Friends with kids: what’s the matter with you, why don’t you have kids yet
Also them: kill me my life is a bottomless pit of despair
@Feenohmenal My ex said he would die for me. All I’m saying is, it was his suggestion.
@youjustroll *purges outlook inbox
weigh me now
@Angibangie I only keep Facebook for the birthday reminders and to randomly unfriend people so they wonder what they did wrong.
@BoomBoomBetty I finally feel peaceful and my mind is quiet.
Universe: Have her ex from 15 years ago contact her out of the blue and apologize for things she’d forgotten.
@KyleMcDowell86 *puts stethoscope up to chest*
Dr: I dont hear..U don’t have a heart Karen
“Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?”
*Im in the bushes giggling*