Little Orphan Annie’s song “The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow” is a little insensitive to the population of Norway.
“Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out..”
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Me: I already know. There can be only 1
Him: That’s Highlander
Me: Come back when you have swords
Bae: come over
Me: I can’t, I’m hanging out with your parents.
Bae: my parents aren’t home.
Me: I know. I just… You never listen Susan.
I’m going to go to a carpet store and act like “Crystal Mauve” is a color that everybody knows.
A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don’t worry she’s dead now
I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. “How’s it going?”, “How about the weather?”, “Where are your pants?”.
i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton
her: “I was hoping it might just be the two of us.”
ventriloquist dummy: “he said I help with his confidence.”
Dude, the fact that I called YOU to bail me out of jail is quite the compliment, so let’s dial back that “It’s 4 am!” attitude, mmkay?
Daycare lady: *notices 3-year-old’s shirt is on backward* It’s cute how you let her dress herself.
Me: Yes. She did that.