FAKE BREEDS I’VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food…
Now, I can’t find anything to eat in the fridge.
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me: I pour my blood, sweat, and tears into every dish
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