@LeaMehanna

I think my microwave’s broken. I keep pressing the pizza button and no pizza is coming out

@rikpayne

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn.

And now we wait…

@govindajeggy

The region of Qatar that hasn’t been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar.

@SmartAzzPrick

I just ran out in front of a deer just to see how they fuckin like it.