DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C’mon. Not even celery wants to be celery.
Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet!
Thought I’d try one:
18: Can I borrow the car?
Wasn’t that adorable?!
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