Watching movies with kids:
If he/she hasn’t seen it, eons and billions of questions.
If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers.
Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ?
Well. Then I’m a dragon.
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I’ve been sister zoned! And if one more dude pats me on the head, I’m telling mom!!
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She’s carrying a torch for you because her flamethrower’s in the shop.
To impress the guys I told them I was dating an artist. I didn’t tell them her preferred medium was sandwiches.
Satan giving a tour of hell: “Over there we have people who make that sound when they chew gum and idiots who use hashtags on Facebook.”
I don’t hate you, but if you we’re drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich.