People fear what they don’t understand:

4th grade math word problems

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Me-Hey,*early bird gets the worm, right?

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Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!



“I think that creepy guy is listening to our conversation.”


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Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!


I was going through a stack of yearbooks yesterday when I saw I was voted “Most Likely to Steal all These Damn Yearbooks”.


[Stock market crashes]
“Oh no, I better check on my investments!”
*opens cupboard over top of the sink*
[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]


i’m no stephen hawking but i think
what happens is that they cancel
each other out