“How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?”
“Sir, she came in with you!”
People who copy and paste jokes from facebook are idiots…
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Some of you wonder how I’m still married, pfft you should wonder how I got married in the first place.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?
I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people……
Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don’t use a condom
Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face.
how are we still getting a new year? we couldn’t even take care of the last one
So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.
me: I brought a note from my doctor
dungeon master: that’s not… look, your character has to battle
My wife finally got a “Brazilian”.
He seems nice.