People who copy and paste jokes from facebook are idiots…
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“How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?”

“Sir, she came in with you!”


Some of you wonder how I’m still married, pfft you should wonder how I got married in the first place.


When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people……


Ebola has been in the US for 1 day and people are already wearing masks. AIDS has been here for 55 years and fools still don’t use a condom


Nothing is creepier than watching someone hula hoop with a serious look on their face.


how are we still getting a new year? we couldn’t even take care of the last one


So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.


I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks.


me: I brought a note from my doctor

dungeon master: that’s not… look, your character has to battle